I wonder who had to call Theo and tell him about Kalish's injury? I'll bet they tell him to lay off the heroics in the minors, but in a very subtle, spinnish way. Perhaps 'Now, Ryan, is it really worth throwing your career on the line for maybe a double?'
And with regard to Garrett Mock and his groin, I got to wondering: How do trainers and conditioning staff handle that? They have massage therapy, right? How do you go about massaging a player's groin while avoiding genital contact? Or do they even bother? Do the massage staff get all up in there? What if it moves?
Not even Doug Glanville can answer this question.