5.11.10 Holy crap, it's the Gwinnett Braves AGAIN!

Yeah, I'm fucking late. And? I have a job and I don't exactly skip over to my desk every morning because I wanna write about this bunch of bums. Not only that, but I have dip but no chips and I am too lazy to go buy some. I'm doing this for free, by myself, out of the kindness of my heart. Fuck you if you don't like it. Don't read it! I don't want you reading this anyway! Know why? Because YOU'RE UPTIGHT! AND YOU DON'T GET IT!!

Pawtucket WINS! 5-1. Adam Mills! Wooo! YEAH! Adam Mills... WHAT. Mills pitched seven innings? That's great! 95 pitches! Only one (unearned) run! STUD. Best Red Sox start thus far! Nice job at last, Adam Mills! Girlfriend!

So that was good.

Pawtucket scored its first three runs in the bottom of the second, when Aaron Bates hit a two run homer and Josh Reddick batted in Bell. Isn't the performance upgrade w/r/t Aaron Bates pretty remarkable? It might be more remarkable if he ever ran a comb through his hair!

In the bottom of the third, Dusty Brown hit a two-run homer.

Innings 5-6-7 were 100% three up, three down. Crazy, right?

So, to sum up, Adam Mills did a great job. That'll brighten anyone's day. Like mine. Such as.

how do you live so happily?
1. This newspaper found four sentences a sufficient game summary. How unsatisfying.
2. Cristhian Martinez pitched four relief innings for the Braves. Good thing no one cares about him or his health.
3. Do you know why I like Mike Cameron? Because I was a Padres fan for a little while. He did some things at McCoy Stadium, but that stuff is not my milieu.

That's all I have. I need to go lie down for a little while.

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