I was hoping Hansack would make his way back up to McCoy so I could see him pitch again. But evidently he's been released. He was my favorite, and not just because he smelled like Otto's jacket. And now I'll never see him again. This is how people become cutters.
I feel like there's no one to root for this year. Oh, sure, most people are up on Lars Anderon's jock... but I'm more of a Ryan Khoury girl. (Figuratively speaking.)
I guess that's it. Except I'm gonna go down to Pearl Lagoon and hang out. Like that one sportswriter did.